Apologies to fans of my artwork. I haven't much been able to actually do some photoshopping as my computer crashed last week; but that's the least of my worries.

My Mum borrowed my car to collect some groceries when she stopped to give way to traffic at a roundabout, and then the driver behind her failed to apply his brakes and crashed into the boot. Mum's fine and didn't need to go to hospital, but right now my poor little car is parked outside my house with a smashed-in bumper and damage underneath where the spare tyre is kept.

I don't think £1000 compensation from the insurance company is enough even for a new car